August 10th, 2016
Ice Cream: Hey..
Me: What up, dou?
IC: You tell me, Stranger!
IC: Yeah, you heard me… STRANGER, tf!
Me: So, you called to give me attitude?
IC: No. No, I didn’t… I just think its funny how you picked me up, only touched me one time, and I ain’t heard from you since. Like…
Me: I’m saying…
IC: What are you really saying, Vin-ci-ENT! What is you saying. Like, for real though?
Me: Since when the hell am I Vincient?
IC: Since you acting all brand new like you’on know nobody!
Me: Mannnn, what you doing?
IC: Me. I’m doing me.
Me: For real? That’s what we on today?
IC: I’m chilling. Why!? What YOU wanna know for?
Me: [Sigh] … Where you at?
IC: Where YOU left me – that’s where. The hell. I’m at!.
Me: For one, don’t talk to me like that. Two, I ain’t asking twice. Three, don’t talk to me like that.
IC: Alright, gawdddd. I’m right by the door… waiting.
Me: Cool. On my way.
To be continued…