August 13th, 2016
Gym: 😤 Hi…
Me: What’s up witchu?
Gym: I’m great, thanks.
Me: How’s your day going?
Me: Just fine?
Me: Is something wrong?
Me: Then why am I only getting one, two word answers?
Me: Hello? I know she ain’t just…
Gym: Boy, you should be lucky I emm answ… Never mind. I said I wasn’t gone do this witchu when I answered the phone. Not today.
Me: Say what chu gotta say.
Gym: Nothing, Vincient. I don’t have anything to say.
Me: Here you go with that Vincient shh.
Gym: Well, that is your name, right? Vincient Huey Booker so…
Me: Really? My whole government, huh?
Me: Anyway, it’s been a minute so I was thinking about coming to see you.
Me: Man, I know you heard me!
Gym: Yeah, and I heard you say you were ‘thinking’ so that’s what I’m doing – letting you think.
Me: You don’t want to see me…
Gym: Is that a question or a statement?
Gym: Boy! I’m busy with customers. You already know I don’t have time to play games with you.
Me: I miss you.
Gym: You just miss that thing that I do.
Gym: You don’t deserve it!
Me: Says who?
Gym: Says, the fact that I haven’t seen or heard from you in OVER a week! Yet and still, you had time for, wait, what are their names again? Chipotle and Ice Cream, right?
Gym: Don’t fucking ‘man’ me, Vin-ci-ENT. I saw your lil posts or whatever, and… see THIS is why I said never mind.
Me: Look, you already know..
Gym: What I know IS – EYE have customers an YOU playing with my money right now. So, what you need to do is…
Me: Didn’t you get the money I sent you the other day?
Gym: The other day? The. Other. Day. Vin-ci-ENT!? You mean, on August the 2nd? Damn near TWO WEEKS AGO, tf!? Don’t ever try an play me!
Me: Here we go…
Gym: Anyway… YEAH! I got the lil money you sent, but why haven’t I seen you? That’s what’s important right now.
Me: I’m saying, dou, Baby Girl…
Gym: Ain’t that what you told that lil trolip, Ice Cream – “I’m saying, dou?” Can’t keep running the same game, Vin-ci-ENT! I ain’t one of your lil ‘friends’ out here.
Me: You saw that, too huh?
Gym: Uh, yeah! You thought I wouldn’t see or something?
Me: So, I can’t come see you today?
Gym: You know my hours here at work so – do you.
Me: That’s what I wanna doooooo lol.
Gym: For real, though. Be serious – you coming? It really has been forever an a day… Even if it was just a quick hi for like 15 minutes, I’d like that.
Gym: You just think you cute, don’t you?
Me: Ain’t I, though?