August 17, 2016
Gym: (To Customer 1) Hi, welcome to Sport & Health! Can I scan your ID? (Beep!) Enjoy your workout!
Gym: (To Customer 2) Hey, welcome. (Beep!) Enjoy your workout!
Gym: (To Customer 3) Heyyyy! (Beep!) Enjoy!
Me: (Walking up to the counter)
Me: Oh, it’s like that?
Me: Hey. Look dou, I know I said I’d come through the other day, but…
Gym: Don’t emm try it.
Me: Nawl, for real. I was getting ready to come this way, but summ came…
Me: Pssht. Whatever, man.
Me: Lemme see what this workout hitting on for tuh-day!
Me: What up, Tim? I see you, boy and… Man… WTH! Somebody come get Steve! He doing weird shh again!
Me: Less gone ‘head and buss out this cardio right quick.
(5 minutes later)
(2 minutes later)
Me: Oh, they got Power! Gone head Sport & Health.
Me: Damn, girl!
Me: Haha. Yeah, yeah – don’t worry. I’m cool. The bike is better for my knees anyway. (Slurp)
Me: Bet, now its time for this work.
Me: Man, why is this so hard?
Me: I know I used to be in here everyday, but still. It’s only been two weeks.
Trainer: Alright ladies, let’s hit the free weights.
Me: She always trippin..
Me: Damn, Susie when you start lifting like that? Yeah, but you know what – I’ll be right back.
(Moves down 50 feet)
Me: Aye, Brit! Yeah, I do a lil summ-summ. Try ta get it in when I can. What these – jus some 45s.