August 18, 2016

Work: TAKE me home!

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Me: Damn!  But, we just got here?

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Work: And, I’m retta go.

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Me: What that got to do with me?

Work: Do you want to keep me?

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Me: You know that’s sexual harassment right!?


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Me: Look, I don’t want to leave yet so…

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Work: And!?

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Me:  OMFG!  Man, I been witchu all day.  All day!


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Me:  ANDD – we JUST got to the spot.  Just chill and have a good time.

Work: You know.  EYE HATE.  When YOU.  Tell me.  TA chill!

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Me: That’s cause you neh-ver chill!

Work: Well, I’m not finna repeat myself so…

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Me: …

Work: Look, I can ea-zih-lee find somebody else to take me home since you want to play around witcha lil friends all night.

Me: Do you!  Spoiled ass…

Work: (Scoff) Bye!

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Me: Aight, look man…

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Work: I knew you would see things my way.

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To be continued… 


Author: Huey Booker

Founder, Chairman & CEO of Ostend Stuart.

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