August 18, 2016
Work: TAKE me home!
Me: Damn! But, we just got here?
Work: And, I’m retta go.
Me: What that got to do with me?
Work: Do you want to keep me?
Me: You know that’s sexual harassment right!?
Me: Look, I don’t want to leave yet so…
Me: OMFG! Man, I been witchu all day. All day!
Me: ANDD – we JUST got to the spot. Just chill and have a good time.
Work: You know. EYE HATE. When YOU. Tell me. TA chill!
Me: That’s cause you neh-ver chill!
Work: Well, I’m not finna repeat myself so…
Work: Look, I can ea-zih-lee find somebody else to take me home since you want to play around witcha lil friends all night.
Me: Do you! Spoiled ass…
Work: (Scoff) Bye!
Me: Aight, look man…
Work: I knew you would see things my way.