August 22, 2016
Checking Account: Hello?
Me: Hey, what’s been going on witchu?
CA: Nothing much…
Me: I’m saying, I got your messages. What go you so down?
CA: Just sorting a few things out – got a lot pending right now, you know? It seems like things just don’t want to clear these days.
Me: That it?
CA: Well, me and your friend keep getting into it…
Me: Friend – who?
CA: You know WHO? Who else did you set me up with!
Me: No! He didn’t?
CA: Why do you be letting him do this to me, Vince? Why!? I just don’t understand…
Me: I swear I don’t.
CA: Oh, you don’t!?
Me: On everything, dou!
CA: Really!? That’s all you got to say? How is that possible?
Me: He mad wild, C. I don’t even know what to say, for real.
CA: I might be feeling some kind a way or whatever, but I ain’t stupid! We both work for you. You two are always together. You MUST know something! What are we really talmbout right now?
Me: I know you’re upset, but that’s an exaggeration.
CA: So, you telling me, IF you went into your wallet right now, your Debit Card wouldn’t be there – jus itching to slide up in one of them new chip card readers!!!???
CA: Gone head an think of a lie! I’m just WAITING for you to lie.
Me: Aight, so what had happened, right…
To be continued…