September 1, 2016
Gym: So, back to what I was saying before you distracted me – who was you talking to?
Me: Man, wha!
Gym: When you walked in here earlier, you were on the phone. Who. Was. She. Vince?
Me: Man! I been here an hour and you really ain’t emm say two words to me an NOW you wanna ask me 50-lemm questions – about dis here!
Gym: How are you? Heyyy!!!
Me: I’m confused…
Gym: I’m so glad you finally came to see me. It’s been soooo long.
Me: So, you’re being facetious right now. Got it.
Gym: Whatever do you mean, Bae?
Me: Oh, I’m Bae now?
Gym: You been Bae, silly! I just had to let you suffer a little bit since you tried to play me.
Me: Like when I fell all in that machine and you just snickered with cha lil friends, but kept it pushing?
Gym: You gotta chalk that up to the game, playa!
Gym: Anyway, you ok?
Me: Yeah, I’m cool…
Gym: Come on, don’t be like that.
Me: I mean, yeah I’m a little sore.
Gym: You need to be sore! I’m glad!
Gym: Over the next few weeks, I’m finna wear that ass out until you learn to respect me and treat me the way that I deserve!
Me: Mannnnn, how tf did we get HERE?
Gym: And, don’t think I done forgot about the lil trolip you had on the phone when you walked up in here.
Me: I gotta get outta here!
To be continued…