September 2, 2016
Weight Watchers: So, we’re still on for dinner tonight, right?
Me: But of course! I’m a hit the gym, shower, and get right at chu.
WW: Okay, but you know the reservation is at 7. We gotta stick to the plan. I can’t have my almost-man eating after 8. It’s a bad habit you gotta break.
WW: What? Y’ain know?
Me: Baby, wait. Hol’up a sec.
Me: Whaddup, P!?
Phone: Nothing, just working. Got this call for ya, big fella!
Me: Who dat is?
Me: I’m really not sure, but you still got Dubs holding right? I can’t have her waiting too long.
Phone: Yeah, don’t worry. I got chu. But, it’s ya girl, Cocoa.
Me: Oh, word!
Phone: You want me to have her call back?
Me: Nah, lemme get Dubs off the line right quick.
Phone: Bet! Okay, here she go.
Me: Lemme call you right back.
WW: No, don’t worry about it. I’m meal prepping for the week, anyway. Do what chu gotta do and I’ll just see you tonight. Don’t be late!
Me: Bet! And, I won’t. Talk to you later, baby.
WW: Okay, bye!
Me: P, she still on the line?
Me: Put her through for me, one time.
Phone: Word! Here she go.
Me: Cece, wassup Baby!
CC: Where is Zaddy and what is him doinnnnn?
Me: Missing ma lil chocolate drop!
CC: Hmmm… That right?
Me: Yes, lawd!
To be continued…